Besties, it’s Friday and you know what that means, you get to read my juicy newsletter yay.

So how are y’all feeling today? Did you have a great week? Mine was busy with work and personal errands. But it’s such a relief knowing that I’ll be sending you juicy updates today.

A couple of days ago, Nigerian singer, Simi shared her thoughts about the pressure on Nigerian firstborns. I aired my thoughts, as well. You’ll get to read it as we progress.

I Had Twins For A Married Man; Will He Marry Me?

Remember when dating used to be much easier? In the days of our parents, people were more forthcoming about their intentions. These days, it’s all lies and games.

This week, we’ll be taking a look at a woman who is in a relationship with a married man. They have twins together but she’s still a bit iffy about his intentions for her.

Date Chronicles | The Condescending Date | Episode 03

Date Chronicles is a captivating 10-episode web series that takes a humorous dive into the unpredictable and comical realm of dating.

Each episode unfolds a unique scenario, offering a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and relatable, hilarious encounters for anyone who's been on a date.

Get your popcorn, chicken wings, ice cream, or even your significant other ready and enjoy every bit of this series.

What It Costs To Be A Nigerian Firstborn

I was lazily scrolling through my timeline on Instagram when I stumbled on a post by music powerhouse, Simisola Kosoko. It was something about firstborns and the need to let them “breathe”

She expressed concern over the rising level of responsibility shouldered by the firstborn.

Now first of all, can we all agree that dumping responsibility on a firstborn child is Black tax in disguise?

Problems Associated With Having A Big Butt

Let’s face it, there’s never been. A better time to have a big butt. BBLs are being celebrated everywhere, so if you’re blessed to have natural ones, show it off and celebrate your win girl!!!

Not to be a killjoy, but we all know there are never ups without downs, so here are a few problems that big-butt babes are faced with.

1. You can’t get in your jeans without “jumping”

If you’ve got a big butt, I don’t think you need the gym cuz you’d be doing a lot of jumping each time you’re about to put on your jeans.

2. People assume you can twerk up a storm

It’s a general assumption that every lady with a big butt can twerk. This is not always true.

3. Your butt eats underwear for breakfast

Not my handwriting but the big booty girls know exactly what I mean.

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