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My Pastor “Touched” Me!
Also: Find Out If You Were At Fault In Your Last Relationship
Kraks Media
February 16, 2024
Hey, Best friend, how are you doing? Take deep breaths and relax…. everything will be okay.
Anyway, I’m the happiest on earth today and you must know why. Valentine's shenanigans are finally over. Some over Sabi’s are still busy blowing trumpets up and down like it’s judgment day.
To more pressing matters, the FX rate had us in a chokehold after Valentine’s. CBN won’t stop raising the customs duty rate. Things are getting more expensive by the day and did you hear about the disbursed N135 Billion for Covid 19 in 2024??? Omo, I honestly look forward to the day we stop being delulu in this country. May God help us.
In this newsletter, you will learn how to charm your babe the biblical way. You will also be reading about a pastor who touched one of his members in an unholy manner.
My Pastor “Touched” Me!
Hey besties, I bet y’all are keeping cool and surviving the current state of the economy. We go survive am, mafo!
When Tems said “Crazy things are happening” she wasn’t even capping because crazy things are truly happening. Today’s amebo is top tier, so grab your bag of chips or popcorn, as it’s a long ride.
11 Biblical Lines To Charm Your Babe This Valentine
Don’t forget how you felt the very first time you met the love of your life, the sweet words you whispered to her. Do you still compliment her? or are you always waiting for a special occasion?
Trust me, these biblical lines are guaranteed to spice up your love life while sprinkling in some humor.
Let’s dive in…
1. If Adam met you before Eve, he would not have left Eden
2. If you were the Delilah in the Bible, the Samson in me would also tell you my secrets, my friends’ secrets, my family’s secrets & my country’s secrets
3. My name is sister Mary and I’d like to “spread” the gospel to you!
4. Are you Habakkuk? Cos you look like the one Abba cooked for me.
5. Are you between Act and Corinthians, because I want to Romans you
6. I understand why Solomon had many wives, he had not found you
Were You At Fault In Your Last Relationship?
It’s very easy to blame the other person when relationships don’t go how we plan. We usually fail to look inward and answer the difficult questions, was I really at fault? I have simplified the process, take this quiz and you’ll find out if you were at fault in your last relationship or not…
Movie Recommendation
Movie lovers, it’s the weekend and that means time with friends and family. Thinking of movies to watch, here’s a list. Catch them on Prime Video and YouTube!
Silence
A Weekend to Forget
Hotel Labama
“When are we getting married”
Skinny Girl In Transit Season 7
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