Bestie, tell me about a moment you were more proud as a Nigerian. The last 24 hours have witnessed more jubilation in 2024 than it has in the last couple of years…AFCON did that!!! And by the special grace of God, we’ll be bringing home the Cup come Sunday!!!

So in this newsletter, we’ll be discussing the 14 reasons why you are still single for those whom it may concern. We will also be discussing how you can identify a “Yahoo Boy”. I have also prepared a “steamy” Valentine's playlist for my love birds wink.

My Husband Promised His Side Chic Marriage, Pronounced Me Dead

I keep telling you guys not to wear white close to where men are because you’d end up in the mud!!!

Hey besties, how are you all doing today? I’m still reeling from too much excitement following our AFCON finals qualification.

However, one look at today’s subject has thrown me off balance. Why are some men so heartless???

14 Reasons Why You’re Still Single

As Valentine’s draws closer, let’s do a reality check and introspect why some of you are still single. If peradventure you find yourself guilty of one or 2 of the things listed on this list, then you better fix up!

1. You don’t respond to your DM’s

2. You never leave your house

3. You want to split bills

4. Your character is bad

Valentine’s “Steamy” Playlist

Valentine’s is all about love and showing love to your loved ones. So in the spirit of Valentine’s, we help you set the mood right with this steamy playlist.

It’s a compilation of International and Nigerian Love songs (R’n’B and Pop) songs to create yet another memorable Valentine.

Back To Sleep” – Chris Brown

P*$$Y FAIRY (OTW)” – Jhené Aiko

Privacy” – Chris Brown

S*x With Me” – Rihanna

“Bed” – J. Holiday

How to identify a “Yahoo” boy

For people who don’t know, “Yahoo boys” is the nickname used to identify fraudsters in Nigeria. While Yahoo is illegal and we are 100% against it, it is still very common in society. And frankly, for criminals that they are, they’re way too easy to spot. 😂

Here are some key things to notice if you’re trying to identify a potential Yahoo boy.

 1. Oversized jeans with ridiculous designs

The part that gets to me the most is the fact that they’ll say it till trouser starts sweeping the floor. 😭

 2. Wearing socks everywhere

Especially these particular socks you’re looking at. Na their uniform, them fit wear am inside rain. 💀

 3. Fake Gucci/ LV slides

I don’t know their connection with Gucci or LV but that’s their go-to brand, and it’s always fake. 😭

Date Chronicles | Say Cheese | Episode 04 | Krakstv Web Series

What happens when you go on a date with a woman who values her social
media presence more than yours? I guess we'll have to find out in this episode of Date Chronicles

Date Chronicles is a captivating 10-episode web series that takes a humorous dive into the unpredictable and comical realm of dating. Each episode unfolds a unique scenario, offering a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and relatable, hilarious encounters for anyone who's been on a date.

Get your popcorn, chicken wings, ice cream, or even your significant other ready and enjoy every bit of this series.

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