You Can Still Find Love Before 2024

Also: How does a mysterious 50 Million Naira in your bank account sound?

Ashy skin, chapped lips, dry throat, cracked heels, sound familiar? It’s Harmattan season baybee!!!

Hi best friend, sending you this Newsletter makes my day instantly better. How has life been lately? I’ve decided to take it one day at a time, and I suggest you do the same.

Keep reading, I infused juicy dirty December plans for you **wink** Also, if you want to avoid billing this December, keep reading.

You can call me your not-so-Secret Santa!

Ways To Find Love In Lagos

They say living in Lagos is hard, but finding love in Lagos is even harder. I’m sure many are familiar with the popular social media saying, “Love does not exist in Lagos”. It’s crazy to think but that’s the reality of it. Tell me why many are yet to meet the love of their lives in this mega city.

Anyhoo, I’m here on a rescue mission as I have hacked into the dating scene. I’ll be giving you tips and tricks to help you navigate your Lagos love life.

Don’t say I did nothing for you!

1. Be Active On Social Media

If you like, be there forming hard girl and don’t reply to DMs. I’m sure you know how many “we met on Twitter” have gone viral.

2. Attend events, concerts etc…

I just said I should tell you that love will not come and find you under that duvet. So get your ass up and be OUTSIDE!!! Some of these events are free; all you need to do is register online, and you’re good to go. Who knows, you just may be exchanging vows sooner than you thought.

3. Please! Go To Church

I cannot overemphasize this, please go to church. Don’t just go, join units; Usher o, choir o, security o… sha do something and mingle!

Ride The Wave x Kraks

How are you ‘dettying’ your December? Being Outside all through or spending it locked up indoors? If it’s the former, then 🥳 you are about to rave with the waviest DJ ever, get ready to dance, drink, and party at the beachfront like never before.

Save the date, the 19th of December (next Tuesday), we will spark up the evening by 6 pm at Wave Beach Lagos, come with your friends and lovers, you won’t want to catch this cruise alone.

Admission is free but you have to register

Will You Be Going Back To Your Ex?

We often vow never to go back to our exes. However, this is not always true. Many silently crave being with their exes but are too ashamed to admit it. So here’s how I’m helping you determine if you’d be going back to your ex anytime soon or never.

The Summer Curriculum x Kraks Presents Splash-tacular Pool Party!

Picture this: Sandy shores, clear blue waters, sprinkled with loads of fun! Get set for sun-filled madness and beachside excitement at our Splash-tacular Pool Party! This day party promises to be the most fun-filled event of December, bringing you lively water activities and beachy good vibes.

Location: The Good Beach Lagos.Date and Time: 20th December 2023 (next Wednesday). Time: 12 Noon-Midnight

See y’all there!!!

Movie Recommendation: Review “Olóládé” (2023)

In the bustling heart of Lagos, Nigeria, a captivating tale unfolds, weaving a tapestry of human emotions, moral dilemmas, and the relentless pursuit of wealth.

Ololade, a six-part Nigerian drama series released on Netflix in 2023, has garnered critical acclaim and captivated audiences with its gripping narrative, well-developed characters, and exploration of universal themes.

5 Ways To Avoid Billing This December

December an unexpected billing is like bread and beans, a match made in heaven. But there’s a hack. If you’re looking to avoid stress and unexpected billing this month, you’re at the right place.

Keep reading!!!

  1. Change Your SIM Card - One effective method to avoid unwanted bills is to take a radical step – change your SIM card.

  1. Temporary Relocation (Leave the Country/State) - For those seeking a more drastic approach to avoid unexpected bills, consider a temporary relocation.

  1. Embrace a Deaf and Dumb Persona - Adopting a temporary state of deafness and muteness might sound extreme, but it’s an inventive way to navigate December without falling prey to unexpected bills. If you can’t hear the sales pitches or enticing offers, and you choose not to respond, you’re effectively creating a barrier against those tempting, budget-draining traps.

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